cuntrived

permalink symbiosis:

pibbplusredvines:

Leslie: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.Ron: I ate it already.Leslie: What?Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone, and I hate everything.
Parks and Recreation 2x20: Summer Catalog

symbiosis:

pibbplusredvines:

Leslie: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Leslie: What?
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone, and I hate everything.

Parks and Recreation 2x20: Summer Catalog